Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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