Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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