So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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