member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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