I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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