It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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