i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
