Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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