My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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