whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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