I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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