Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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