i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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