I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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