Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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