Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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