dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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