this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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