WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
