He is an equal opportunity slut.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You're a disaster
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