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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet

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(970): View more from Colorado

If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it

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(302): View more from Delaware

I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.

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(513): View more from Ohio

So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.

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(713): View more from Texas

i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.

(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise

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