Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
