We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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