I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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