This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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