My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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