A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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