we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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