Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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