Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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