so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she looked like the before picture.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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