I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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