How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
