omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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