Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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