I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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