We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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