Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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