holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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