he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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