Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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