i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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