he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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