I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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