your parents love me but you hate me
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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