Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
