I got chris browned last night
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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