Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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