This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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