she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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