Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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