everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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