You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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