Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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