she looked like the before picture.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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