the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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