Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
there is glitter all over my balls
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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